clarehawley:

Press Portrait - Tim Minchin"Matilda The Musical: Sydney" Launch Event. Walsh Bay, October 2014.

clarehawley:

Press Portrait - Tim Minchin

"Matilda The Musical: Sydney" Launch Event. Walsh Bay, October 2014.

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outofcontextdnd:

DM: You wake up next morning.
Paladin: I pray to Phoelio (the Sun god) to give us a sign of where to go.
DM: The sun rises in the east.

They just don't write insults like they used to

Benedick: Will your grace command me any service to the world’s end? I will go on the slightest errand now to the Antipodes that you can devise to send me on. I will fetch you a toothpicker now from the furthest inch of Asia, bring you the length of Prester John’s foot, fetch you a hair off the great Cham’s beard, do you any embassage to the Pygmies, rather than hold three words' conference with this harpy.